What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

How did you get to be a leftist?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-Bond slapping Tracy.